Perfect for anyone fluent in the art of polite British deflection, this T-shirt speaks volumes, so you don\u2019t have to. Whether you're dodging a task, avoiding confrontation, or just need a bit of space, this tee has your back (and front).<\/p>
Printed on premium, super-soft cotton and featuring the iconic Very British Problems<\/em> design, it\u2019s ideal for casual wear, social awkwardness, and silently screaming into the void\u2014politely, of course.<\/p>","brand":null,"metaTitle":"","metaDescription":"Perfect for anyone fluent in the art of polite British deflection, this T-shirt speaks volumes, so you don\u2019t have to. Whether you're dodging a task, a...","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"type":"Printed T-shirt","specifications":"Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g\/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.","sizeChartId":110,"sizeCount":9,"urlName":"go-away-translation-t-shirt","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"Gifts Under \u00a320","urlName":"gifts-under-ps20"},"reviews":{"raw":[{"id":65469,"reviewableId":8077145,"reviewableName":"Go Away - Translation T-Shirt","images":[],"author":"Ian Houghton","customer":"Ian Houghton","date":"Oct 3, 2025","rating":5,"text":"Great humor, great quality","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":37433,"text":"Thanks so much Ian, we\u2019re glad you enjoyed both the humour and quality of the Go Away - Translation T-Shirt.","author":"VB Problems Ltd"}},{"id":73181,"reviewableId":8077145,"reviewableName":"Go Away - Translation T-Shirt","images":[],"author":"Heather Lister","customer":"Heather Lister","date":"Apr 17, 2026","rating":5,"text":"Good quality T shirts, promptly delivered and looking very smart. My two sons (with birthdays coming up) will love them!","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":56568,"text":"Thank you, Heather, for your lovely words\u2014wishing your sons many politely deflected conversations in their Go Away - Translation T-Shirts.","author":"VB Problems Ltd"}}],"rating":5,"count":2,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/b6f60e0566e635d999d435d5090c749daaec30f0fa395e5d.jpeg?project=very-british-problems-112","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/b6f60e0566e635d999d435d5090c749daaec30f0fa395e5d.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/b6f60e0566e635d999d435d5090c749daaec30f0fa395e5d.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/b6f60e0566e635d999d435d5090c749daaec30f0fa395e5d.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/b6f60e0566e635d999d435d5090c749daaec30f0fa395e5d.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120&project=very-british-problems-112","altText":"","color":"Black"},{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/a85a3a37eabb17a3330e70abd36d9f709fbac8ffa4afde8e.jpeg?project=very-british-problems-112","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/a85a3a37eabb17a3330e70abd36d9f709fbac8ffa4afde8e.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/a85a3a37eabb17a3330e70abd36d9f709fbac8ffa4afde8e.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/a85a3a37eabb17a3330e70abd36d9f709fbac8ffa4afde8e.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/a85a3a37eabb17a3330e70abd36d9f709fbac8ffa4afde8e.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120&project=very-british-problems-112","altText":"","color":"Navy Blue"},{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/9d2c7fc3b1201fc30a7b870e1c566d9f0078e31b60fa2d80.jpeg?project=very-british-problems-112","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/9d2c7fc3b1201fc30a7b870e1c566d9f0078e31b60fa2d80.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/9d2c7fc3b1201fc30a7b870e1c566d9f0078e31b60fa2d80.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/9d2c7fc3b1201fc30a7b870e1c566d9f0078e31b60fa2d80.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto&project=very-british-problems-112","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/9d2c7fc3b1201fc30a7b870e1c566d9f0078e31b60fa2d80.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120&project=very-british-problems-112","altText":"","color":"Black"}],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":false,"designFile":null},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"Black":{"colour":"Black","groupColour":"Black","sizes":{"XS":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"S":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"M":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"L":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/55aba2a39d9b69f2f576ad52762ad14f3274cbe1d597ec94.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/55aba2a39d9b69f2f576ad52762ad14f3274cbe1d597ec94.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/55aba2a39d9b69f2f576ad52762ad14f3274cbe1d597ec94.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/55aba2a39d9b69f2f576ad52762ad14f3274cbe1d597ec94.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/55aba2a39d9b69f2f576ad52762ad14f3274cbe1d597ec94.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":20,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#000000"},"backImage":false},"Navy Blue":{"colour":"Navy Blue","groupColour":"Blue","sizes":{"XS":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"S":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"M":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"L":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/668a5ba954bd95ec6f4e1077c323811d645d54a8a16e8c92.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/668a5ba954bd95ec6f4e1077c323811d645d54a8a16e8c92.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/668a5ba954bd95ec6f4e1077c323811d645d54a8a16e8c92.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/668a5ba954bd95ec6f4e1077c323811d645d54a8a16e8c92.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/668a5ba954bd95ec6f4e1077c323811d645d54a8a16e8c92.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":20,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#0d1b30"},"backImage":false},"Evergreen":{"colour":"Evergreen","groupColour":"Green","sizes":{"XS":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"S":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"M":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"L":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5666a107dc798d6eca272a791daeb720fdb28858af7e5e0a.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5666a107dc798d6eca272a791daeb720fdb28858af7e5e0a.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5666a107dc798d6eca272a791daeb720fdb28858af7e5e0a.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5666a107dc798d6eca272a791daeb720fdb28858af7e5e0a.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5666a107dc798d6eca272a791daeb720fdb28858af7e5e0a.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":20,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#23312d"},"backImage":false},"Dark Grey":{"colour":"Dark Grey","groupColour":"Grey","sizes":{"XS":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"S":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"M":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"L":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0},"XXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/0ca6f6b7b7d4b5b28284192a7513e9f92575ba338a488ea1.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/0ca6f6b7b7d4b5b28284192a7513e9f92575ba338a488ea1.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/0ca6f6b7b7d4b5b28284192a7513e9f92575ba338a488ea1.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/0ca6f6b7b7d4b5b28284192a7513e9f92575ba338a488ea1.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/0ca6f6b7b7d4b5b28284192a7513e9f92575ba338a488ea1.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":20,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#555555"},"backImage":false}},"bundleItems":[],"price":20,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":[],"baseSku":"RNA1","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}