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Usually when I buy online, the clothes don't fit very well so this has been a truly positive experience! And, more to the point, the t-shirt washes brilliantly and I've had no issues with colours running, design cracking or shrinkage whatsoever. Definitely buying from here again and have been recommending to others.","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":24243,"text":"We're chuffed you found the A Quick British Translation Guide Top comfy, well-fitting and easy to care for, thanks so much for sharing your thoughts.","author":"VB Problems Ltd"}},{"id":40273,"reviewableId":5539179,"reviewableName":"A Quick British Translation Guide Top","images":[],"author":"Penny Hajduk","customer":"Penny Hajduk","date":"May 26, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Excellent quality t-shirt, and the printing is very clear!  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